I hate hair, would it be wrong to shave off my eyebrows and hair and if requested why say I have alopecia?

Question by : I detest hair, would it be mistaken to shave off my eyebrows and hair and if questioned why say I have alopecia?
I am going to say it didn’t result my lashes- it just effects my eye brows and hair in patches. I believe these patches are so terrible hunting that I just shave my hair.

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Answer by Moi
For 1, you would seem terrible. For two, you’d be lying about a extremely genuine disease.

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